\n3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says,\n
\u201cYou must have something on you that represents Christmas.\u201d\n
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says,\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a candle.\u201d St. Peter lets him pass.\n
The Welsh man jingles his keys and says,\n
\u201cThey\u2019re sleigh bells.\u201d St. Peter lets him pass.\n
\n
The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says,\n
\u201cHow do they represent Christmas?\u201d\n
Paddy says, \u201cThey\u2019re Carols.\u201d\n
Three men die on Christmas Eve and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them with a smile and says,\n
\u201cTo enter heaven, you need to show me something that represents Christmas.\u201d\n
The Englishman quickly flicks on his lighter and says,\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a candle.\u201d\n
St. Peter nods approvingly and lets him through.\n
Next, the Welsh man pulls out his keys and gives them a jingle, saying,\n
\u201cThey\u2019re sleigh bells.\u201d\n
St. Peter smiles and opens the gate for him as well.\n
Finally, the Irishman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a G-string and a bra. St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks,\n
\u201cHow do these represent Christmas?\u201d\n
The Irishman grins and says,\n
\u201cThey\u2019re Carol\u2019s.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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