\nA young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she noticed one boy standing alone at the far end, away from the group.\n
Blonde jokes may be a classic, but they never fail to surprise.\n
When this young, blonde PE teacher tried to cheer up a seemingly shy student, she found herself in a hilarious mix-up that could have come straight from a sitcom. Some misunderstandings are just too funny \u2014 and this one\u2019s a perfect example of why blonde jokes keep us laughing!\n
\nA young blonde landed a job as a physical education teacher for a group of 16-year-olds. As she supervised the students playing soccer on the field, she noticed one boy standing alone at the far end, away from the group.\n
Feeling sympathy for the boy, she approached him.\n
\u201cHey there, everything alright?\u201d she asked kindly.\n
The boy nodded. Sensing his reluctance to join the game, she encouraged him, saying, \u201cYou can go and have fun with the others, you know.\u201d\n
To her surprise, the boy shook his head.\n
\u201cI think it\u2019s best if I stay here,\u201d he replied.\n
The teacher inquired further, \u201cAnd why is that, honey?\u201d\n
The boy looked at her confused and said, \u201cBecause I\u2019m the goalie!\u201d\n
A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes, he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four women in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.\n
The day came and as the four women sat around the conference room table. The atmosphere was tense and competitive, but they still managed to stay friendly with each other.\n
The interviewer asked, \u201cNow, what is the fastest thing you can think of?\u201d\n
The first woman replied, \u201cA thought! It just pops into your head. There\u2019s no warning \u2013 it just happens, like that.\u201d\n
She snapped her fingers demonstratively, happy with her quick answer.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s very good!\u201d replied the interviewer. \u201cAnd, now you, what\u2019s the fastest thing you can think of?\u201d he asked the second woman.\n
\u201cHmmm, let\u2019s see\u2026 A blink! It comes and goes so fast that you don\u2019t even notice it happening. A blink is the fastest thing I know.\u201d\n
\u201cExcellent!\u201d said the interviewer. \u201cThe blink of an eye, that\u2019s a very popular clich\u00e9 for speed.\u201d\n
Unexpected reply
\nHe then turned to the third woman, who was contemplating her reply carefully.\n
\u201cWell, out at my dad\u2019s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there\u2019s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture, the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of.\u201d\n
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found the person for the job. \u201cTrue, it\u2019s hard to beat the speed of light,\u201d he said.\n
The interviewer then turned to the fourth candidate, who was a 19 year old blonde, and posed the same question.\n
She replied, \u201cAfter hearing the previous three answers, it\u2019s obvious to me that the fastest thing is diarrhea.\u201d\n
\u201cWHAT!?\u201d exclaimed the interviewer, stunned by her reply, his mouth gaping.\n
\u201cOh sure,\u201d said the blonde, \u201cYou see, the other day I wasn\u2019t feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom. But before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I had already crapped my pants!\u201d\n
18-year-old blonde causes chaos on plane \u2013 pilot whispers 6 words that shut her up instantly\n
A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago. One of the flight attendants is asking a young and beautiful blonde, who sat on a free seat in first class, to go back to her seat in economy class.\n
\u201cYou\u2019ve only paid for economy class,\u201d says the flight attendant.\n
\u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m beautiful\u201d
\nThe confident 18-year-old woman responds:\n
\u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m beautiful, I\u2019m sexy, I\u2019m going to Chicago and I\u2019m not moving from this seat!\u201d\n
The flight attendant asks a few more times but eventually gives up. So she asks the co-pilot for help, but he gets the same response:\n
\u201cI\u2019m blonde, I\u2019m beautiful, I\u2019m sexy, I\u2019m going to Chicago and I\u2019m not moving from this seat! Stop annoying me!\n
Then the co-pilot goes back to the cockpit and asks the captain what to do.\n
\u201cWhat do they look like?\u201d asks the captain.\n
\u201cA blonde, probably not even on her twenties yet.\u201d\n
\u201cI\u2019ll handle this,\u201d replies the captain. \u201cI\u2019m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.\u201d\n
He goes back to first class, leans down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear.\n
Everyone is sh0cked
\nThen she hurries back to her seat in economy class \u2014 and sits with her arms crossed while mumbling.\n
\u201cWhy didn\u2019t they say that from the beginning\u2026?\u201d\n
The flight attendant and the co-pilot are shocked, so they ask the captain what did he say to her.\n
Captain response:\n \u201cI told her that first class isn\u2019t going to Chicago.\u201d\n Now press SHARE to spread the laugh to all your friends!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Blonde jokes may be a classic, but they never fail to surprise. When this young, blonde PE teacher tried to cheer up a seemingly shy student, she found herself in a hilarious mix-up that could have come straight from a sitcom. Some misunderstandings are just too funny \u2014 and this one\u2019s a perfect example of\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":97514,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-97509","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/blonde-jokes.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97515,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97509\/revisions\/97515"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}