{"id":97502,"date":"2024-11-05T15:11:34","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T08:11:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=97502"},"modified":"2024-11-05T15:11:34","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T08:11:34","slug":"92-yr-olds-epic-response-to-a-teenagers-wild-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/92-yr-olds-epic-response-to-a-teenagers-wild-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches\/","title":{"rendered":"92-yr-old\u2019s epic response to a teenager\u2019s wild hair will leave you in stitches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this funny story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.\n</p><p>While sitting there, the dad couldn\u2019t help but notice a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026\n</p><p><img fetchpriority='\"high\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' wp-image-97505 size-full src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/writehorizon.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/11%5C/92ys-epic-e1730794268286.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"419\"' height='\"373\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/92ys-epic-e1730794268286.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><h3>Get ready for some classic grandad humor!\n</h3><p>Okay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!\n</p><p>\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.\u201d\n</p><p><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-97507 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/writehorizon.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/11%5C/images-7.jpeg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"225\"' height='\"225\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/images-7.jpeg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n</p><p>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d\n</p><p>Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.\n</p><p>Got drunk once and had s3x with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>I came across this funny story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court. 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