One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.\n
Father \u201cbecause it makes grown ups happy\u201d Johnny \u201cI want to be happy too\u201d Father \u201cthen you have to wait until you\u2019re a grown up\u201d Johnny \u201cbut who will exercise with me when I grow up?\u201d Father \u201chopefully when you get married, it will be your wife\u201d Johnny \u201cbut dad, how come our neighbour Sally exercises with you\u201d Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One day little Johnny asks his father One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say. Father \u201cbecause it makes grown ups happy\u201d Johnny \u201cI\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":79243,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-79240","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/26-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79240\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}