A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman\u2019s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, \u201cDark in here.\u201d The man says, \u201cYes, it is.\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201cI have a baseball.\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cThat\u2019s nice.\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201cWant to buy it?\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cNo, thanks.\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201cMy dad\u2019s outside.\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cOK, how much?\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201c$150\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cSold.\u201d In the next\n
akes-a-lover-home-2.jpg few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy \u2013 \u201cDark in here.\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cYes, it is.\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201cI have a Wilson infielder\u2019s glove.\u201d The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, \u201cHow much?\u201d Boy \u2013 \u201c$350\u201d Man \u2013 \u201cHighway robbery. Sold.\u201d A few days later, the father says to the boy, \u201cGrab your gloves, let\u2019s go outside and have a game of catch.\u201d The boy says, \u201cI can\u2019t, I sold my ball and my glove.\u201d The father asks, \u201cHow much did you sell them for?\u201d The boy says, \u201c$500\u201d The father says, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible to overcharge your friends like that\u2026 that is way more than those two things cost. I\u2019m going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.\u201d They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, \u201cDark in here.\u201d The priest says, \u201cDon\u2019t start that shit again, you\u2019re in my closet now.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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