I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so\n
I sat down and had a cold beer.\n
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.\n
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,\n
and I said, “Nothing.”\n
The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?”\n
At that moment, I would have needed to clarify that men ponder deeply on diverse subjects, sparking further inquiries.\n
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?\n
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?\n
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.\n
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:\n
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”\n
But you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”\n
I rest my case.\n
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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