{"id":78526,"date":"2024-06-04T14:58:48","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T07:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78526"},"modified":"2024-06-04T14:58:48","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T07:58:48","slug":"an-atheist-was-seated-next-to-a-dusty-old-cowboy-on-an-airplane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-atheist-was-seated-next-to-a-dusty-old-cowboy-on-an-airplane\/","title":{"rendered":"An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane"},"content":{"rendered":"
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, \u201cDo you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.\u201d\n
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, \u201cWhat would you want to talk about?\u201d\n
\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know,\u201d said the atheist. \u201cHow about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?\u201d as he smiled smugly.\n
\u201cOkay,\u201d he said. \u201cThose could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff \u2013 grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?\u201d\n
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, \u201cHmmm, I have no idea.\u201d\n
To which the cowboy replies, \u201cDo you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don\u2019t know shit?\u201d……\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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