{"id":78459,"date":"2024-06-04T11:06:51","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78459"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:06:51","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:06:51","slug":"bob-was-fixing-a-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/bob-was-fixing-a-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob was fixing a door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,..\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, <span style='\"font-size:'>the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When Carl was finished, Mary asked:<strong> \u201cHow much for the teapot?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Carl replied: <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s silver and it costs $300!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMy goodness, that sure is a lotta money!\u201d Mary exclaimed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bob had sent her to buy,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and Carl went to the back room to find it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>From the back room Carl yelled,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cMary, you wanna scrw for that hinge?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mary replied:<strong> &ldquo;No, but I will for the teapot.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>This is why you can\u2019t send a woman to a hardware store!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,.. So he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78459","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Bob-was-fixing-a-door.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78459\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></span></p></span></p></span></p>