{"id":78449,"date":"2024-06-04T11:02:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78449"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:02:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:02:54","slug":"lion-starts-chasing-the-two-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/lion-starts-chasing-the-two-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Lion starts chasing the two men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two guys are walking through a game park &amp; they come across a lion that has not eaten for days.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The lion starts chasing the two men.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, <strong>\u201cPlease turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: <strong>\u201cThank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two guys are walking through a game park &amp; they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, \u201cPlease turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78449","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Lion-starts-chasing-the-two-men.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78449\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>