{"id":78443,"date":"2024-06-04T11:01:31","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78443"},"modified":"2024-06-04T11:01:31","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T04:01:31","slug":"a-man-buys-a-lie-detector-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-buys-a-lie-detector-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"A man buys a lie detector robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He asks his son, <strong>\u201cSon, where were you today during school hours?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAt school.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The robot slaps the son.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay, I went to the movies!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The father asks, <strong>\u201cWhich one?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHarry Potter.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The robot slaps the son again.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay, I was watching p@rn!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The father replies, <strong>\u201cWhat? When I was your age I didn\u2019t even know what p@rn was!\u201d The robot slaps the father.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mom chimes in, <strong>\u201cHaha! After all, he is your son!\u201d The robot slaps the mother.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, \u201cSon, where were you today during school hours?\u201d \u201cAt school.\u201d The robot slaps the son. \u201cOkay, I went to the movies!\u201d The father asks, \u201cWhich one?\u201d \u201cHarry Potter.\u201d The robot slaps the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78443","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/A-man-buys-a-lie-detector-robot.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78443\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>