{"id":78433,"date":"2024-06-04T10:53:20","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78433"},"modified":"2024-06-04T10:53:20","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T03:53:20","slug":"the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits\/","title":{"rendered":"The insurance man explaining policy benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cIf you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>just for argument\u2019s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>And payments start from the time you leave the window,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>so that you\u2019re making money on the way down.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The insurance man was explaining the benefits of his policy over those of his competitors. \u201cIf you fall from the eighty-fifth story of the Empire State Building, just for argument\u2019s sake, and if you hit the ground, we pay you double indemnity. We pay you $15 a week for as long as you live. And\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78433","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/The-insurance-man-explaining-policy-benefits.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78433\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p>