{"id":78298,"date":"2024-05-31T15:37:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=78298"},"modified":"2024-05-31T15:37:27","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T08:37:27","slug":"my-wife-is-cheating-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/my-wife-is-cheating-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My wife is cheating on me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I found traces of paint in the bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>It\u2019s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThat\u2019s enough, how about a truck?\u201d\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI found a driver in bed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It\u2019s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck. \u201cThat\u2019s enough, how about a truck?\u201d \u201cI found a driver in bed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":78301,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-78298","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/My-wife-is-cheating-on-me.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78298\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>