{"id":77977,"date":"2024-05-27T15:24:53","date_gmt":"2024-05-27T08:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=77977"},"modified":"2025-02-05T15:27:13","modified_gmt":"2025-02-05T08:27:13","slug":"gray-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/gray-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Gray Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, <strong>&ldquo;Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Dad, what are you talking about?&rdquo; the son screams.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWe can&rsquo;t stand the sight of each other any longer,\u201d he says.<strong> &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sick of her face, and I&rsquo;m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,&rdquo; and he hangs up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says, <strong>&ldquo;Like hell they\u2019re getting divorced!&rdquo; and calls her father immediately. <strong>&ldquo;You\u2019re not getting divorced! Don&rsquo;t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don&rsquo;t call a lawyer, don&rsquo;t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?\u201d and she hangs up.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The old man turns to his wife and says<strong> &ldquo;Okay, they\u2019re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, &ldquo;Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.&rdquo; &ldquo;Dad, what are you talking about?&rdquo; the son screams. \u201cWe can&rsquo;t stand the sight of each other any longer,\u201d he says. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sick of her face, and\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":111273,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,642],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77977","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"category-moral-story"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Gray-Divorce.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111274,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77977\/revisions\/111274"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/111273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>