{"id":77571,"date":"2024-05-22T15:44:59","date_gmt":"2024-05-22T08:44:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=77571"},"modified":"2024-05-22T15:44:59","modified_gmt":"2024-05-22T08:44:59","slug":"a-boy-decides-to-learn-the-language-of-all-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-boy-decides-to-learn-the-language-of-all-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"A Boy Decides To Learn The Language Of All Animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A Boy Decides To Learn The Language Of All Animals\n</h2><p>A boy decides to learn the language of all animals.\n</p><p>\u2013 Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there and study.\n</p><p>Fathers agree and give him money\n</p><p>After a year, the son returns home and the father decides to test his skills\n</p><p>-Son, did you learn the language?\n</p><p>-Yes father. Do you hear the cow mooing? She says that she is about to give you 10 litres of milk.\n</p><p>-That\u2019s impossible, this cow can give no more than a litre.\n</p><p>Dad milked the cow and it actually gave him 10 litres of milk\n</p><p>Dad\u2019s super confused but decided that it was a coincidence\n</p><p>-Do you hear that hen? She says that she is about to lay 5 eggs now\n</p><p>-That\u2019s impossible, that hen has never laid any eggs before.\n</p><p>Dad still goes there and checks for the eggs and there actually are 5 eggs laid\n</p><p>Dad is confused but starts to believe his son\n</p><p>The second day son sees a donkey running away from his dad and hee-hawing.\n</p><p>Dad trying to pull up his trousers and chase the donkey and screaming to his son:\n</p><p>\u2013 Don\u2019t trust this donkey, she\u2019s lying, don\u2019t believe it son.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A Boy Decides To Learn The Language Of All Animals A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. \u2013 Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there and study. Fathers agree and give him money After a year, the son returns\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":77575,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-77571","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/44.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77571\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/77575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>