Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage.\n
Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.\n
Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.\n
During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring.\n
Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted:\n
\u201cWell, don\u2019t you have something to ask me?\u201d\n
Dave then got down on bended knee.\n
\u201cHoney,\u201d he said, \u201cWill you buy me a new computer?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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