A Football team was on the field during practice,\n
when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout.\n
\u201cAre you crazy,\u201d hollered the coach,\n
\u201cwe don\u2019t give tryouts to turkeys.\u201d\n
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.\n
\u201cThat was amazing,\u201d exclaimed the coach.\n
\u201cI have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?\u201d\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry about money,\u201d said the turkey,\n
\u201clet me just ask you something, does the season go PAST Thanksgiving?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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