A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.\n
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.\n
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.\n
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.\n
The cowboy sez, \u201cY\u2019all havin\u2019 some problem with circle flies?\u201d\n
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said,\n
\u201cwell yeah, if that\u2019s what they\u2019re called. But I never heard of no circle flies.\u201d\n
\u201cWell, sir,\u201d the cowboy replies, \u201ccircle flies hang around ranches. They\u2019re called circle flies because they\u2019re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.\u201d\n
The trooper says, \u201cOh,\u201d and goes back to writing the ticket.\n
But, a moment later he stops and says, \u201cAre you callin\u2019 me a horse\u2019s a######s?\u201d\n
\u201cNo, sir,\u201d the cowboy replies, \u201cI have too much respect for law enforcement to call y\u2019all a horse\u2019s a*####s.\u201d\n
\u201cThat\u2019s a good thing,\u201d the trooper says and goes back to writing the ticket.\n
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, \u201cHard to fool them flies though.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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