Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.\n
The first one said,\n
\u201cSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can\u2019t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich\u201d.\n
The second lady says,\n
\u201cYes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can\u2019t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down\u201d.\n
The third one says,\n
\u201cWell, ladies, I\u2019m glad I don\u2019t have any of those problems, knock on wood\u201d.\n
As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said,\n
\u201cThat must be the door\u2026 I\u2019ll get it!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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