{"id":76845,"date":"2024-05-14T16:08:56","date_gmt":"2024-05-14T09:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=76845"},"modified":"2024-05-14T16:08:56","modified_gmt":"2024-05-14T09:08:56","slug":"one-day-he-found-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/one-day-he-found-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"One Day He Found His Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"
A person returns residence early from perform 1 afternoon to obtain his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.
\n\u201cWhat are you executing?\u201d the gentleman inquires.\n
\u201cErr,\u201d she stammers again. \u201cI\u2026 um\u2026 I assume I\u2019m possessing a coronary heart assault!\u201d \u201cOh,\u201d cries the gullible husband, \u201cquick, I\u2019ll get in touch with an ambulance!\u201d He runs downstairs, picks up the cell phone, and commences dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his tiny heart out. \u201cWhat\u2019s the subject, son?\u201d asks the father.\n
\u201cUncle James is in the closet with no outfits on, Daddy,\u201d replies his tearful toddler. Enraged, the man operates back again upstairs, flings open up the wardrobe, and finds his brother there absolutely naked, just as his son had explained.\n
\u201cYou bastard, Jim,\u201d screams the person. \u201cMy spouse is in excess of there having a coronary heart assault and you are running around bare scaring Johnny!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One Day He Found His Wife A person returns residence early from perform 1 afternoon to obtain his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. \u201cWhat are you executing?\u201d the gentleman inquires. \u201cErr,\u201d she stammers again. \u201cI\u2026 um\u2026 I assume I\u2019m possessing a coronary heart assault!\u201d \u201cOh,\u201d cries the gullible husband, \u201cquick, I\u2019ll\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":76848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76845","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/122.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76845\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}