One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose:\n
\u201cOh please excuse me.\u201d Said the bunny.\n
\u2018I didn\u2019t mean to trip over you, but I\u2019m blind and can\u2019t see.\u201d\n
\u201cThat\u2019s perfectly all right.\u201d Replied the snake.\n
\u201cTo be sure, it was my fault. I didn\u2019t mean to trip you, but I\u2019m blind too and i didn\u2019t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?\u201d\n
\u201cWell, I really don\u2019t know.\u201d Said the bunny.\n
\u201cI\u2019m blind and I\u2019ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.\u201d\n
So the snake felt the bunny all over and he said\u2026.\n
\u201cWell, you\u2019re soft and cuddly and you have long silky ears and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit.\u201d\n
The bunny said.\n
\u201cI can\u2019t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?\u201d\n
The snake replied that he didn\u2019t know either and the bunny agreed to examine him.\n
When the bunny was finished, the snake asked.\n
\u201cWell, what kind of an animal am I?\u201d\n
The bunny had felt the snake all over and he replied\u2026\u2026\n
\u201cYou\u2019re cold, you\u2019re slippery, you have no b***.You must be a politician.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Blind Bunny Was Hopping Down One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop, right on his twitchy little nose: \u201cOh please excuse me.\u201d Said the bunny. \u2018I didn\u2019t mean to trip over you, but I\u2019m blind and can\u2019t see.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s perfectly all\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":76940,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76679","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/25.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76679\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}