A little girl says to her mother: \u201cMummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around\u201d\u2026 \u201cNot now,\u201d says Mummy. \u201cWait until Daddy gets home.\u201d So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says \u201cNow dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?\u201d\n
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, \u201cYou keep quiet \u2013 I\u2019ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.\u201d\u201dWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cDaddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me,\n
and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.\u201d\u201dClever girl,\u201d purrs Mummy. \u201cWhat could you see through the keyhole?\u201d\n
\u201cI saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other\u2019s clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.\u201d\u201dYes?\u201d says Mummy. \u201cAnd then what happened?\u201d \u201cThen they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,\u201d says the little girl confidently.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Clever Girl A little girl says to her mother: \u201cMummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around\u201d\u2026 \u201cNot now,\u201d says Mummy. \u201cWait until Daddy gets home.\u201d So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says \u201cNow dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?\u201d And Daddy\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":76453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76447","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/17.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76447\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}