{"id":76398,"date":"2024-05-10T09:57:57","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=76398"},"modified":"2024-05-10T09:57:57","modified_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:57:57","slug":"ben-came-from-a-large-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/ben-came-from-a-large-family\/","title":{"rendered":"Ben came from a large family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day he was looking through the family photo album with his mother when he noticed, in page after page, that all the children were dressed in the same colors.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He asked his mother why they were all dressed alike.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She explained, <strong>\u201cAt first, when we had just four children, I dressed you alike so we wouldn\u2019t lose any of you.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThen,\u201d she added, <strong>\u201cas the other five came along, I started dressing you alike so we wouldn\u2019t accidentally take one home that didn\u2019t belong to us.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben came from a large family. He had five sisters and three brothers. One day he was looking through the family photo album with his mother when he noticed, in page after page, that all the children were dressed in the same colors. He asked his mother why they were all dressed alike. She explained,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":76401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76398","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Ben-came-from-a-large-family.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76398\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>