{"id":76388,"date":"2024-05-10T09:52:37","date_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=76388"},"modified":"2024-05-10T09:52:37","modified_gmt":"2024-05-10T02:52:37","slug":"it-was-high-time-that-paddy-got-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/it-was-high-time-that-paddy-got-married\/","title":{"rendered":"It was high time that Paddy got married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife\/daughter-in-law.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They give him a long list of requirements.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The marriage broker takes a long time looking here, there and everywhere and finally visits the family again with a prospective bride proposal.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says: <strong>\u201cShe\u2019s just the right age for your son. She keeps a neat home, she is a good Catholic and knows the prayers by heart.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>She is a wonderful cook, she loves children, wants a large family and to crown it all, she\u2019s gorgeous.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>But Paddy still has some lingering doubts and asks casually: <strong>\u201cIs she also good in bed?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The marriage broker answers:<strong> \u201cWell, some say yes and some say no.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions about Paddy and his parents as to what they want in a wife\/daughter-in-law. They give him a long list of requirements.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":76391,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76388","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/It-was-high-time-that-Paddy-got-married.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76388\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>