{"id":76045,"date":"2024-05-07T15:24:30","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T08:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=76045"},"modified":"2024-05-07T15:24:30","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T08:24:30","slug":"sally-asked-elderly-woman-if-she-would-like-a-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/sally-asked-elderly-woman-if-she-would-like-a-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"Sally asked elderly woman if she would like a ride"},"content":{"rendered":"
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.\n
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a ride.\n
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.\n
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the old woman.\n
The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.\n
\u2018What in bag?\u2019 asked the old woman.\n
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said,\n
\u2018It\u2019s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.\u2019\n
The old woman was silent for another moment or two.\n
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:\n
\u2018Good trade\u2026..\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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