Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands.\n
\u201cEven after all these years, my husband will not stop biting his nails,\u201d the first woman explains.\n
\u201cMy husband had the same habit,\u201d the second woman explained\n
\u201cbut I fixed that. I just hid his teeth.\n
Little Johnnie\u2019s teacher asks the class\n
\u201d If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.\u201d\n
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.\n
Little Billy said he say a train.\n
Little Johnny said he saw a \u201cflat\u201d dog.\n
\u201cOh,\u201d said the teacher.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s terrible! Was he run over?\u201d\n
Little Johnnie\u2019s teacher asks the class\n
\u201d If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.\u201d\n
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.\n
Little Billy said he say a train.\n
Little Johnny said he saw a \u201cflat\u201d dog.\n
\u201cOh,\u201d said the teacher.\n
\u201cThat\u2019s terrible! Was he run over?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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