{"id":76017,"date":"2024-05-07T14:51:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T07:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=76017"},"modified":"2024-05-07T14:51:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T07:51:28","slug":"the-new-manager-addressed-all-the-seniors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/the-new-manager-addressed-all-the-seniors\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors."},"content":{"rendered":"

The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors.\n

On her first day at the senior complex,\n

the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:\n

\u201cThe female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory for the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.\u201d\n

She continued,\n

\u201cAnybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?\u201d\n

At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:\n

\u201cHow much for a season pass?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors. On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: \u201cThe female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory for the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":76021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-76017","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/10.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76017\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}