On her first day at the senior complex,\n
the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:\n
\u201cThe female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males and the male dormitory for the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.\u201d\n
She continued,\n
\u201cAnybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?\u201d\n
At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:\n
\u201cHow much for a season pass?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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