The teacher ALWAYS knows.\n
In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, \u201cJimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.\u201d\n
Jimmy was astounded and asked Ms. Thompson to prove it.\n
\u201cWell,\u201d said Ms. Thompson, \u201cI was looking over your test and the question was, \u2018Who was our first president?\u2019 and the little girl that sits next to you, Penny, wrote \u2018George Washington,\u2019 and so did you.\u201d\n
\u201cSo? Everyone knows that he was the first president.\u201d\n
\u201cNow, just wait a minute,\u201d said Ms. Thompson. \u201cThe next question was, \u2018Who freed the slaves?\u2019 Penny put \u2018Abraham Lincoln\u2019 and so did you.\u201d\n
\u201cWell, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,\u201d said Jimmy.\n
\u201cWait, wait,\u201d said Ms. Thompson. \u201cThe next question was, \u2018Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?\u2019\n
Penny wrote \u2018I don\u2019t know,\u2019 and you wrote, \u2018Me neither.\u2019\u201d\n
LOL! He probably thought he was going to get away with it too!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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