Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning\n
He got to thinking about things, and asked,\n
\u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d\n
\u201cHe thinks a lot, dear\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness.\n
\u201cThen why do you have so much hair?\u201d asked Little Johnny\n
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.\n
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, \u201cA swan will not be friends with a pig.\u201d\n
\u201cThen I shall fly on,\u201d answered the student with a smile.\n
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.\n
On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.\n
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, \u2018You\u2019re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?\u2019\n
\u2018The gold.\u2019 the student answered.\n
\u201cUnfortunately, I don\u2019t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. \u2018\n
\u201cEveryone would choose what they don\u2019t have.\u201d said the student.\n
The teacher turns red, and he\u2019s so angry he writes \u201ca$s\u201d on the student\u2019s paper.\n
The student leaves without looking at the paper.\n
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, \u201cExcuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!\u2019\n
LOL!!\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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