A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim the 100 meters.\n
At the edge of the pool are sitting three elderly ladies and watch him swimming the 100 meters in one and a half minutes.\n
As he climbs out of the pool, one of the three ladies says,\n
\u201cNot bad, but I\u2019m 70 years old and can do it better!\u201d\n
\u201cI do not think so, you have to prove that to me!\u201d Says the young man.\n
Said, done, the old woman jumps into the pool and floats the 100 meters in 1 minute and 20 seconds.\u201cHow did you do that?\u201d Asks the young man.\n
\u201cI used to be a European champion in swimming!\u201d, says the lady and sits down again.\n
\u201cHa, that\u2019s nothing! I\u2019m 80 years old and I\u2019m faster!\u201d, the next Lady says.\n
She jumps into the pool to prove it and swims the 100 meters in 1 minute.\n
Everyone is completely stunned and the young man asks how she did it.\n
\u201cI used to be a world record holder in swimming and I\u2019m still in good shape!\u201d\n
The third old lady stands up and says:\n
\u201cThat\u2019s ridiculous, I\u2019m 90 years old and I\u2019m much faster than you!\u201d\n
She jumps into the pool and swims the 100 meters in 50 seconds!\n
\u201cThis is a new world record!\u201d says the 80-year-old.\n
\u201cIncredible!\u201d says the 70-year-old,\n
\u201cHow the hell did you do that?\u201d the young man asks.\n
Says the 90-year-old:\n
\u201cOh, that was easy! I used to be a prost!tuet in Venice and did home visits!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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