{"id":75907,"date":"2024-05-07T10:09:01","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75907"},"modified":"2024-05-07T10:09:01","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:09:01","slug":"a-farmer-has-four-beautiful-daughters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-farmer-has-four-beautiful-daughters\/","title":{"rendered":"A farmer has four beautiful daughters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He\u2019s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Friday night rolls around, and the doorbell rings, so he walks to it, shotgun in hand, and opens it to a young man who says:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Freddy! I\u2019m here to pick up Betty! We\u2019re gonna go eat spaghetti! Is she ready?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The farmer is a bit bewildered by this greeting, but he can\u2019t see anything wrong with this guy, so he tells him:<strong> \u201cok, have her home by 10.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Jim! I\u2019m here to pick up Kim! We\u2019re gonna go for a swim! Can I come in?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The farmer is again bewildered by the greeting, but again, he can\u2019t see anything wrong with the guy, so he tells him:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cok, have her home by 10, and no funny business in the pool.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Joe! I\u2019m here to pick up Flo! We\u2019re gonna go to a show! Can she go?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>By now, the farmer is completely dumbfounded by these greetings, but again, he can\u2019t see anything wrong with the guy, so he tells him:<strong> \u201cok, have her home by 10.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later, the doorbell rings one last time, and the farmer opens the door with his shotgun over his shoulder to a young man who says:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHi, I\u2019m Chuck\u2014\u201c and the farmer shoots him.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He\u2019s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder. Friday night rolls around, and the doorbell rings, so he walks to it, shotgun in hand, and opens it to a young man who says: \u201cHi, I\u2019m Freddy!\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75910,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75907","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-farmer-has-four-beautiful-daughters.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75907\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>