{"id":75902,"date":"2024-05-07T10:05:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75902"},"modified":"2024-05-07T10:05:40","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:05:40","slug":"upset-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/upset-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Upset wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first man signed to his friend,<strong> \u201cMy wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second deaf man signed back, <strong>\u201cBoy, you\u2019re lucky.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me heck for being out so late.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first deaf man asked, <strong>\u201cSo, what did you do?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second deaf man signed, <strong>\u201cI turned out the light!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, \u201cMy wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble.\u201d The second deaf man signed back, \u201cBoy, you\u2019re lucky. My wife\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75902","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Upset-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75902\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>