{"id":75897,"date":"2024-05-07T10:04:04","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75897"},"modified":"2024-05-07T10:04:04","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:04:04","slug":"just-women-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/just-women-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Just women things\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When a customer left his cell phone in my store,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at <strong>\u201cMom\u201d and pushed send.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His mother answered, and I told her what happened.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d she said, <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll take care of it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was <strong>\u201cMom.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMartin,\u201d she said, <strong>\u201cyou left your cell phone at the convenience store.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at \u201cMom\u201d and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. \u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d she said, \u201cI\u2019ll take care of it.\u201d A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was \u201cMom.\u201d \u201cMartin,\u201d she said, \u201cyou\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75897","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Just-women-thing.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75897\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>