{"id":75892,"date":"2024-05-07T10:02:14","date_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75892"},"modified":"2024-05-07T10:02:14","modified_gmt":"2024-05-07T03:02:14","slug":"job-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/job-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Job security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he\u2019d have to withhold 10 percent of Joe\u2019s wages to pay for the repairs.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow much will it cost?\u201d asked my Joe.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAbout $5,500,\u201d said the owner.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat a relief!\u201d exclaimed Joe. <strong>\u201cI\u2019ve finally got job security!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he\u2019d have to withhold 10 percent of Joe\u2019s wages to pay for the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75895,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75892","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Job-security.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75892\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>