Four married guys go fishing\u2026\u2026. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy:\n
\u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d , Second guy:\n
\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her. \u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal? Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing or Sex\u201d and she said, \u201cWear sun-block.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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