On their first date, a man asked his companion if she\u2019d like a drink with dinner.\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said.Later, he offered her a cigarette.\n
\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said again.On the drive home, he saw a motel.Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. \u201cOkay,\u201d his date replied. Shocked, he asked,\u201cWhat will you tell your Sunday school class?\u201d\u201cThe same thing I always tell them,\u2026\u201d \u201cYou don\u2019t have to drink or smoke to have a good time.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man asked his companion if she\u2019d like a drink with dinner. On their first date, a man asked his companion if she\u2019d like a drink with dinner.\u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she said.Later, he offered her a cigarette. \u201cOh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?\u201d she\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":75816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75796","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75796\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}