{"id":75409,"date":"2024-05-03T11:19:41","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75409"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:19:41","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:19:41","slug":"little-johnny-is-writing-a-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/little-johnny-is-writing-a-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Is Writing A Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow was I born?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His mother awkwardly answers,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe stork brought you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh,\u201d says Little Johnny.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, how were you and Daddy born?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cUm, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Little Johnny begins his paper,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn\u2019t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, \u201cHow was I born?\u201d His mother awkwardly answers, \u201cThe stork brought you.\u201d \u201cOh,\u201d says Little Johnny. \u201cWell, how were you and Daddy born?\u201d \u201cUm, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.\u201d The Little Johnny begins his paper, \u201cThis report has\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75409","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Little-Johnny-Is-Writing-A-Paper.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75409\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>