{"id":75403,"date":"2024-05-03T11:17:32","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75403"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:18:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:18:22","slug":"husband-and-wife-got-into-a-spat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-and-wife-got-into-a-spat\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband And Wife Got Into A Spat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>so the wife called up her mom and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHe argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mom said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so the wife called up her mom and said, \u201cHe argued with me again, I am coming to live with you.\u201d Mom said, \u201cNo darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you\u201d.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75403","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Husband-And-Wife-Got-Into-A-Spat.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>