{"id":75398,"date":"2024-05-03T11:16:51","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75398"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:16:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:16:51","slug":"husband-decided-to-do-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-decided-to-do-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband Decided To Do Yoga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So the husband asked her,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHoney, would you like to join me for Yoga?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: Do you mean to say I am fat?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: No no. If you don\u2019t want to get up, it\u2019s OK.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: So now you think I am lazy, hen?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn\u2019t mean\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: Aha! So I don\u2019t understand you, right?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: Now look I didn\u2019t say that.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: So am I lying?!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>HUSBAND: All right! It\u2019s best I also don\u2019t go for Yoga\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>WIFE: See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband quietly goes to sleep.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, \u201cHoney, would you like to join me for Yoga?&rdquo; WIFE: Do you mean to say I am fat? HUSBAND: No no. If you don\u2019t want to get up, it\u2019s OK. WIFE: So now you think I am\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75398","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Husband-Decided-To-Do-Yoga.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75398\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>