{"id":75393,"date":"2024-05-03T11:14:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75393"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:14:28","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:14:28","slug":"a-12-year-old-boy-was-walking-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-12-year-old-boy-was-walking-down\/","title":{"rendered":"A 12-year-old Boy Was Walking Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019ll give you a large bag of M&amp;Ms if you get in the car,\u201d said the driver.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo way! Get lost!\u201d replied the boy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHow about a bag of M&amp;Ms and 10 dollars?\u201d the driver asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI said no way,\u201d replied the boy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat about a bag of M&amp;Ms and 50 dollars?\u201d asked the driver.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, I\u2019m not getting in the car,\u201d answered the boy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay, I\u2019ll give you a bag of M&amp;Ms and 100 dollars,\u201d the driver offered.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo!\u201d replied the boy. <strong>\u201cWhat will it take to get you in the car?\u201d asked the driver.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The boy replied: <strong>\u201cListen, Dad: You bought the Volvo-you live with it!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. \u201cI\u2019ll give you a large bag of M&amp;Ms if you get in the car,\u201d said the driver. \u201cNo way! Get lost!\u201d replied the boy. \u201cHow about a bag of M&amp;Ms and 10\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75393","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-12-year-old-Boy-Was-Walking-Down.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75393\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>