{"id":75388,"date":"2024-05-03T11:12:22","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75388"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:12:22","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:12:22","slug":"husband-talked-to-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-talked-to-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband Talked To His Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband to Wife:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Wife: A Giraffe !\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I\u2019ll accept it as a good gift.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So next day\u2026\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Husband: Here Is The Giraffe.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me. Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I\u2019ll accept it as a good gift.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75391,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75388","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Husband-Talked-To-His-Wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75388\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p>