{"id":75375,"date":"2024-05-03T11:06:46","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75375"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:06:46","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:06:46","slug":"a-wife-was-making-a-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-wife-was-making-a-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wife Was Making A Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cCareful \u2026 CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!! Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They\u2019re going to STICK!! Careful \u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>CAREFUL!! be CAREFUL!!You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never!!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Turn them! HURRY UP!!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don\u2019t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife stared at him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat the hell is wrong with you? You think I don\u2019t know how to fry a couple of eggs?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband calmly replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like when I\u2019m driving\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. \u201cCareful \u2026 CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!! Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75378,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75375","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/A-Wife-Was-Making-A-Breakfast.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75375\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>