{"id":75365,"date":"2024-05-03T11:01:56","date_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=75365"},"modified":"2024-05-03T11:01:56","modified_gmt":"2024-05-03T04:01:56","slug":"two-men-doing-animated-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/two-men-doing-animated-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"Two men doing animated conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two Italian men get on a bus\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cEmma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou foul-mouthed swine,\u201d retorted the lady indignantly.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cIn this country we don\u2019t talk about our s3x lives in public!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHey, coola down lady,\u201d said the man. <strong>\u201cWho talkin\u2019 abouta s3xa? I\u2019m a justa tellin\u2019 my frienda how to spella \u2018Mississippi\u2019.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Italian men get on a bus\u2026 They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: \u201cEmma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":75368,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-75365","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Two-men-doing-animated-conversation.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75365\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>