{"id":74812,"date":"2024-04-23T15:21:31","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74812"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:21:31","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:21:31","slug":"an-old-lady-always-wanted-to-join-a-local-biker-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-old-lady-always-wanted-to-join-a-local-biker-club\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Lady Always Wanted To Join A Local Biker Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day she goes up and knocks on the door.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She proclaims, <strong>\u201cI want to join your club.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy was amused but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The biker asks, <strong>\u201cDo you have a motorcycle?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The little old lady replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYep\u2026 my bike\u2019s parked over there\u201d, and points to a Harley in the driveway.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The biker asks, <strong>\u201cDo you drink?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The little old lady replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYep\u2026 drink like a fish. I\u2019ll drink any man in your club under the table.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The biker asks, <strong>\u201cDo you smoke?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The little old lady replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYep\u2026 smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I\u2019m shooting pool.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The biker is very impressed and asks,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNope \u2026 but I\u2019ve been swung around by my n!pples a few times.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, \u201cI want to join your club.\u201d The guy was amused but says she needs to meet certain biker\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74812","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/An-Old-Lady-Always-Wanted-To-Join-A-Local-Biker-Club.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74812\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>