{"id":74812,"date":"2024-04-23T15:21:31","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74812"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:21:31","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:21:31","slug":"an-old-lady-always-wanted-to-join-a-local-biker-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/an-old-lady-always-wanted-to-join-a-local-biker-club\/","title":{"rendered":"An Old Lady Always Wanted To Join A Local Biker Club"},"content":{"rendered":"
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.\n One day she goes up and knocks on the door.\n A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.\n She proclaims, \u201cI want to join your club.\u201d\n The guy was amused but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.\n The biker asks, \u201cDo you have a motorcycle?\u201d\n The little old lady replies,\n \u201cYep\u2026 my bike\u2019s parked over there\u201d, and points to a Harley in the driveway.\n The biker asks, \u201cDo you drink?\u201d\n The little old lady replies,\n \u201cYep\u2026 drink like a fish. I\u2019ll drink any man in your club under the table.\u201d\n The biker asks, \u201cDo you smoke?\u201d\n The little old lady replies,\n \u201cYep\u2026 smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I\u2019m shooting pool.\u201d\n The biker is very impressed and asks,\n \u201cThe last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?\u201d\n The little old lady thinks for a minute and says,\n \u201cNope \u2026 but I\u2019ve been swung around by my n!pples a few times.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, \u201cI want to join your club.\u201d The guy was amused but says she needs to meet certain biker\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74812","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/An-Old-Lady-Always-Wanted-To-Join-A-Local-Biker-Club.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74812\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}