{"id":74797,"date":"2024-04-23T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74797"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:19:00","slug":"bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender inquired. <strong>\u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Bill explained, <strong>\u201cLast week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Suzie was so thrilled to have me around\u2026\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat every time the milkman or mailman came by,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>she\u2019d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018My husband\u2019s home! My husband\u2019s home!\u2019\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, &ldquo;My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!\u201d The bartender inquired. \u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d Bill explained, \u201cLast week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74797","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74797\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>