{"id":74797,"date":"2024-04-23T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74797"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:19:00","slug":"bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced"},"content":{"rendered":"
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced,\n “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!\u201d\n The bartender inquired. \u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d\n Bill explained, \u201cLast week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work.\n Suzie was so thrilled to have me around\u2026\u201d\n \u201cThat every time the milkman or mailman came by,\n she\u2019d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering,\n \u2018My husband\u2019s home! My husband\u2019s home!\u2019\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!\u201d The bartender inquired. \u201cWhat makes you say that?\u201d Bill explained, \u201cLast week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74810,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74797","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Bill-pulled-up-a-stool-at-his-favorite-bar-and-announced.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74797\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}