{"id":74792,"date":"2024-04-23T15:15:36","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74792"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:15:36","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:15:36","slug":"husband-gets-home-and-tells-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/husband-gets-home-and-tells-his-wife\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband gets home and tells his wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband gets home and tells his wife\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cquick, get me a beer before it starts.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She gets the beer. He chugs it and says <strong>\u201cquick, get me another before it starts.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She obliges. Husband again chugs it and says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cquick, get me another beer before it starts.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife replies <strong>\u201cif you want another beer you lazy bastard get your fat ass up and get it yourself!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband murmurs <strong>\u201cshit, it started.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband gets home and tells his wife \u201cquick, get me a beer before it starts.\u201d She gets the beer. He chugs it and says \u201cquick, get me another before it starts.\u201d She obliges. Husband again chugs it and says \u201cquick, get me another beer before it starts.\u201d The wife replies \u201cif you want another beer\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74795,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74792","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Husband-gets-home-and-tells-his-wife.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74792\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>