{"id":74787,"date":"2024-04-23T15:14:01","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74787"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:14:01","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:14:01","slug":"a-man-approached-a-very-beautiful-woman-in-a-large-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-approached-a-very-beautiful-woman-in-a-large-supermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy do you want to talk to me?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she asked puzzled.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>my wife appears out of nowhere.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, \u201cI\u2019ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?\u201d \u201cWhy do you want to talk to me?\u201d she asked puzzled. \u201cBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74787","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-approached-a-very-beautiful-woman-in-a-large-supermarket.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74787\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>