{"id":74730,"date":"2024-04-23T15:07:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74730"},"modified":"2024-04-23T15:07:28","modified_gmt":"2024-04-23T08:07:28","slug":"a-husband-wife-visited-a-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-husband-wife-visited-a-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband &amp; wife visited a farm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>They saw a bull mating with a cow.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife asked the farm manager.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Wife:<strong> \u201cHow many times does a bull mate a day?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Manager replied: <strong>\u201c6 times a day.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife looked at her husband &amp; said <strong>\u201c\u2026. u see!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then the husband asked the manager.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband:<strong> \u201cU mean 6 times a day with the same cow?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Manager replied: <strong>\u201cNo, no, with different cows everyday.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband looked at his wife &amp; said:<strong> \u201d \u2026.u see!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: \u201cHow many times does a bull mate a day?\u201d Manager replied: \u201c6 times a day.\u201d The wife looked at her husband &amp; said \u201c\u2026. u see!\u201d Then the husband asked the manager. Husband: \u201cU mean 6 times a day with\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74775,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74730","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-husband-wife-visited-a-farm.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74730\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>