{"id":74377,"date":"2024-04-19T09:34:40","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74377"},"modified":"2024-04-19T09:34:40","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:34:40","slug":"elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Elderly grandfather has just passed away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Mary goes straight to her grandparents\u2019 house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHe had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Horrified, Mary tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old making love will surely be asking for trouble.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd if that damned ice cream truck hadn\u2019t come along, he\u2019d still be alive today!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Mary goes straight to her grandparents\u2019 house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, \u201cHe had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.&rdquo; Horrified, Mary tells her grandmother that\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74380,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74377","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74377\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>