{"id":74377,"date":"2024-04-19T09:34:40","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74377"},"modified":"2024-04-19T09:34:40","modified_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:34:40","slug":"elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Elderly grandfather has just passed away"},"content":{"rendered":"
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away,\n Mary goes straight to her grandparents\u2019 house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.\n When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies,\n \u201cHe had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”\n Horrified, Mary tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old making love will surely be asking for trouble.\n \u201cOh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,\n we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.\n It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even.\n Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong.”\n She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues,\n \u201cAnd if that damned ice cream truck hadn\u2019t come along, he\u2019d still be alive today!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Mary goes straight to her grandparents\u2019 house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, \u201cHe had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Mary tells her grandmother that\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74380,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74377","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Elderly-grandfather-has-just-passed-away.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74377\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}