{"id":74362,"date":"2024-04-19T09:26:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-19T02:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74362"},"modified":"2024-04-22T17:04:21","modified_gmt":"2024-04-22T10:04:21","slug":"a-married-man-having-affair-with-his-secretary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-married-man-having-affair-with-his-secretary\/","title":{"rendered":"A married man having affair with his secretary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A married man was having an affair with his secretary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Exhausted from the afternoon\u2019s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhere have you been?\u201d demanded his wife when he entered the house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDarling,&rdquo;\u00a0replied the man, <strong>\u201cI can\u2019t lie to you.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I\u2019ve been having an affair with my secretary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I fell asleep in her b3d and didn\u2019t wake up until eight o\u2019clock.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou liar! You\u2019ve been playing golf!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon\u2019s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74365,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74362","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-married-man-having-affair-with-his-secretary.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74362\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>