{"id":74159,"date":"2024-04-17T12:00:14","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T05:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/?p=74159"},"modified":"2024-04-17T12:00:14","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T05:00:14","slug":"a-man-scores-a-hot-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/a-man-scores-a-hot-date\/","title":{"rendered":"A man scores a hot date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>he goes to the doctor to get his tool enlarged.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The doctor says, <strong>\u201cwe have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having dinner.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Immediately, his tool lunges out onto the table,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201ccould you do that again?\u201d The man, his eyes watering slightly, replies\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cprobably, but I don\u2019t think I can fit another roll in my behind.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, he goes to the doctor to get his tool enlarged. The doctor says, \u201cwe have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick.\u201d To which the man accepts. Later on, the man and his date are having\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":74166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-74159","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-scores-a-hot-date.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/74166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writehorizon.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>